Thursday, September 1, 2011

DC High

Regarding the current brouhaha over the President's speech and the Republican debate--originally scheduled for the same bat-time, but different bat-channel, I can't help but think of high school...

"Hey John, the Key Club is gonna be having a banquet next Thursday, so you need to change the date for your Debate Team practice."

"We reserved that date first, Barry! If you don't change your event date, the Debate Team won't support the Key Club, anymore!"

"Hmmmph! I'm telling the school paper how unfair the Debate Team is!"

"Bite me, Barry!"

"You know what, John? I'm gonna change our date, because I'm the mature one here! A**hole."

Really? These are our elected leaders? And they wonder why they all have such low approval numbers...

Cheers, all.

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